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Omegle conversation log 2009-07-23
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Stranger: Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
You: like what?
You: But does it really matter?
Stranger: not really, just wondering
You: Yeah. Something it's important to wonder about sensless wonders. And sometimes even phrases.
You: Where are you from?
You: Are you there?
Stranger: the people's republic of china, yes i hear, thought police just interupt me
Stranger: I accidentally
You: police are wankers.
You: the whole thing'
You: ?
Stranger: no, the police!
You: you accidentally the police
You: I hate when that happens
Stranger: yes!, what should I do?
You: Get laid.
Stranger: that not ba idea, but first I need to make up for accidentally the police
You: of course.
Stranger: you have ideas? they be very angry
You: What if you with?
Stranger: what if I with what?, I need help now, I just the whole thing!
Stranger: please
You: The whole thing got fucked up you. Maybe you should call the man.
Stranger: who be the man? Mao? moa be dead, I no call dead person
You: Yao Ming!
Stranger: yao ming be little stupid head who sucks up to the American bastards.
You: he big!
You: and yellow!
You: Ain't that amazing?
You: :O
Stranger: you be American?
You: I be European.
Stranger: Good, all Americans be selfish bastards
You: Except for truck! He's cool.
Stranger: who be truck?
You: TRUCK BE THE GREATEST AMERICAN!
Stranger: truck drive, truck no be human
You: Have you seen transformers?
Stranger: the things that make power?
Stranger: they make our lights work?
You: those are power supplies.
You: It got lost in the translation somewhere ;)
Stranger: what that have to do with truck?
You: Do you have wheels?
Stranger: wheels? how I have wheels, only cars and trucks hae wheels, and sometimes wagon.
You: ...or do they?
Stranger: what you say?
You: what?
You: I say tons of stuff!
Stranger: but what "..or do they?" mean? I not know.
You: oo_0
I can't draw a truck :(
Stranger: why not? give me minute, mabey I draw truck.
You: Good luck! I'll go get my teddy bear!
Stranger: I can no draw truck either :(
You: shit
You: _____ ________________________________
_/ [] | | /"""\ |
_/_______| | Tyson Quality Foods |Tyson| |
___/[_]| 00 /| | \.../ |
|___|___|___/_| |________________________________|
|=(*)[________]==(*)(*)=| \____________/=(*)(*)=|
You: damn
You: ...
Stranger: what we do now? truck no work well
You: http://sharonb.hypermart.net/tyson.txt
You: We use airplanesS!
Stranger: what be airplanes
You: Do you know dragons?
You: More or less the same, but the fire comes from their asses.
You: And they're made of metal.
Stranger: you be strange man, me not what you talk of.
Stranger: I know dragon, but not know "asses"
You: I thought every chinese republican knew what a dragon was!
Stranger: rebublican? that be stupid amercian political party, we not need those here. here everyone agree, we all love Mao.
You: I bet he had a dragon!
Stranger: Mao no have dragon, Mao be great man in modern time, for make benefit great nation china. Dragon live in past, long time ago, no live today. You no insult Mao.
You: It wasn't my intention. Sorry.
You: How big was cave?
Stranger: it ok. but please don't do it again.
Stranger: what cave?
You: Dragon!
Stranger: Dragon no live in cave, dragon live in sky.
You: Pistachio!
Do they fly while they sleep?
Stranger: What be "Pistachio!" interesting word. no, dragon no
Stranger: fly while sleep
You: Dragons eat pistachios.
Stranger: dragon float
You: dragon integer?
Stranger: Dragons no eat, dragon magical. Dragon never hungary
You: Hungary has no dragons!
Stranger: what be "integer"?
You: They were slain long ago!
You: It's a number. Invented by the gods.
Stranger: you confusing man. Gods never invent, gods only control men.
You: we're god's puppies!
Stranger: puppies? I know puppies. puppies are baby dogs.
You: baby dogs
no!
You: They are? :O
Stranger: what?
You: I thought they were food!
Stranger: NO no eat babies of dogs!
You: But female dogs are bitches! Can we eat bitches?
Stranger: no. kill bitches, but no eat them.
You: Don't kill beaches! Beaches are great!
Stranger: I say bitches, why you say beaches?
You: I meant peaches!
You: I love peaches!
Stranger: I like peaches too.
You: I really like that video with Iggy Pop!
Stranger: who be iggy pop?
You: he be the greatest singer of all times!
You: there be movie about him!
You: With hobbits!
Stranger: you be faggot. only faggot like Iggy pop.
You: No! Faggot is a flute!
You: I'm not a flute! :|
Stranger: fagggot be man who like Iggy Pop, not be flute.
You: no! Fagot is flute!
Stranger: oh, faGot be flute, faGGot be man who like Iggy Pop. that be right?
You: http://pt.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fagote
You: I no like the man
You: I like his music!
You: And no flutes on my ass!
Stranger: why be differt language? you make me use google translate.
You: Because of the police!
You: :S
Stranger: you no make sense? why police care if me talk with faggot?
You: Because you're talking to a flute!
You: I am scared just of thinking!
Stranger: You not be flute
You: of course not
You: flutes still can't type
Stranger: you be almost as dumb as flute. I trying learn english. you not helping.
You: But flutes play music! How can they be dumb!
Stranger: flutles no have brain. I try learn more english, you not help.
You: I wouldn't be so sure. Don't tell that to a flute near you!
Stranger: I no stupid. I no talk flutes.
You: Do you like hamburgers?
Stranger: no. hamburgers be made in america. America run by bastards like George bush.
You: Obama!
You: And he's black! Black is the new white!
Stranger: what you same? you say black be white? they no me same. Very different.
You: Of course!
You: Obama is not an Hamburger!
Stranger: I no that be true.
You: No!
You: Yes?
You: Sometimes I'm just not sure if he's a puppy.
Stranger: you no make sense. why you talk?
You: I know the truth!
Stranger: what be truth?
You: Dragons don't exit! They all died a long time ago!
Stranger: YOU BE LIAR. that not be truth
You: HAve you ever seen a dragon?
You: I've seen a baby dragon at a chinese restaurant once :( but he was dead
Stranger: yes me see dragon all time in parade.
Stranger: Who kill dragon!? he die! he die!
You: They are immortal! Only god kills dragons!
Stranger: god no kill dragon. god be good and nice.
You: but dragon are not!
You: Once they burned an entire village!
You: And songoku never got the 7 balls back :(
Stranger: dragons only hurt bad people. dragons be good too.
Stranger: who be "songoku"?
You: I've seen a documentary about him! He was the greatest guy from the past! He killed aliens and saved the planet lots of times!
Stranger: that be lies.
You: no!
You: never!
You: I've seen it!
You: We went to several planets! And he even trained martial arts with gods!
Stranger: You no help me. you say crazy stories. I try learn american culture but you lie. I find someone else if you no help me.
You: It's true!
You: Songoku was real! There's even a DVD about it!
You: And they made a movie last year!
Stranger: I talk you long time. All I learn be more Americans be stupid bastards.
You: And he only learned how to fly when he was 16!
You: Yes! Of course they are! With their flutes and hamburgers!
Stranger: stopppppppppppp!!!!!!!!!!!!11
You: That's what they said!
You: Really!
You: Did the police?
Stranger: I tired now. I stay up late. I go to bed soon. you have anything else you want say?
You: But it's morning in china!
You: :|
Stranger: I know. I on vacation in America.
You: What do chinese ppl eat for lunch?
You: And you're on the internet talking?
You: How are the girls in america?
Stranger: we eat all differet food, lots of rice.
Stranger: the girls are beutiful but they be not nice
You: no
You: you need to pay them :(
You: songoku would never pay!
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Actual "conversation" from my first attempt at trying out Omegle:
Internet at its best.
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Omegle conversation log 2009-07-23
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Stranger: Hey
You: Hi
Stranger: Guy?
You: Yes ;)
Stranger: Gay?
You: No.
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this stuff is impressive!
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Stranger: asl
You: A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: really.
Stranger: so
You: booring
Stranger: idc
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So... I put on my robe and wizzard hat...
http://www.rrrrthats5rs.com/games/cheer-up-the-chatbot/ is much better.
wow i am meeting great people here!
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You: asl
Stranger: A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: really.
You: so
Stranger: booring
You: idc
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Stranger: I am fewwey fewwey drunk!
Stranger: really.
You: havoc?
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Stranger: I am fewwey fewwey drunk!
Stranger: really.
You: havoc?
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Stranger: I am 14, f, from Epe, and a huge Kurt Cobain fan
You: I am fewwey fewwey drunk!
You: really.
Stranger: I am wearing a suit and tie, and hug my boss' nuts for 2k/month.
You: suuuuure
Stranger: btw i lost my polies AGAIN
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Stranger: I am 14, f, from Epe, and a huge Kurt Cobain fan
You: I am fewwey fewwey drunk!
You: really.
Stranger: I am wearing a suit and tie, and hug my boss' nuts for 2k/month.
You: suuuuure
Stranger: btw i lost my polies AGAIN
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You: hola guapo
Stranger: hi
You: que tal?
Stranger: what
You: hola chico!
Stranger: english
You: my english not good :(
Stranger: where r u from
You: Spain
Stranger: no problem
Stranger: oh nice country
Stranger: which city
You: Barcelona
Stranger: oh i like the football team
You: si
Stranger: aha
Stranger: english
You: yes
You: english
Stranger: ok
Stranger: im from china
You: I like china boy
Stranger: aha
Stranger: r u f?
You: f
Stranger: im m
Stranger: aha
You: I was men but now woman.
Stranger: have u ever been to china
You: no, but I have china friend
Stranger: you got a coperation?
You: yes, only part. up.
Stranger: ok i konow
You: :)
You: I like china boy
Stranger: aha
Stranger: you can find a chinese boy frind
You: yes very much
Stranger: do you have a boy friend
You: every night. €50.
Stranger: what?
You: mouth... €50
Stranger: your price?
You: for you free :)
Stranger: ......
Stranger: im not that kind of man
You: free?
You: no free?
Stranger: i dont want to find a girl to make love
You: you no like girls?
Stranger: no
You: boys?
Stranger: i dont like boys
Stranger: you live on such business?
You: yes
You: you no like boys no like girls?
Stranger: oh no
Stranger: i like girls
Stranger: im a common man
You: you say you no like
You: no like mouth?
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ossom
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Stranger: hello
You: hello
Stranger: what's up
You: what's up
Stranger: cool bro
You: cool bro
Stranger: cocks
You: cocks
Stranger: i'm gay
You: you are gay
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Stranger: do you like rabbits
You: it's ok.
You: I prefer chicken.
Stranger: you BASTARD RABBITS ARE MY FIRENDS
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Stranger: hey i need webcam sex with female u wanna do it ???
You: No cus i'm a guy
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Meh
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Stranger: hey
You: wheat?
Stranger: wheat makes bread
You: i like bread
Stranger: bread = yumm
Stranger: u = slow typer
Stranger: -_-
You: not really
Stranger: or just not payin attention
Stranger: hmm
You: cheeky
Stranger: theres a conundrum afoot
You: murder most foul?
Stranger: redrum for sure
You: redrum for top snares
Stranger: cats say meow
You: cats go woof too
Stranger: and dogs also meow?
You: can't get dogs to do that yet, but i'm working on it
Stranger: ive gotten sheep to moo
You: i've got milk from a pig, top that one!
You: tastes like fish funnily enough
Stranger: lol
Stranger: ive gotten milk from a fish!!
Stranger: o.o
You: how easy was it to milk?
Stranger: pretty difficult actually
You: just don't try milking bulls, that was one of my worst mistakes
Stranger: omg lmao
Stranger: ok do u have a dirty mind?
You: only if it hasn't been cleaned in a while
Stranger: ok
Stranger: do u have a pice of paper and a writing utensil handy?
You: yes, why?
Stranger: write a capital L on it
Stranger: and then
Stranger: write a ccapital A with the tip touching the end of the L
You: proceed
Stranger: and then write a o wth the top touchin the right stick of the A
You: is this going anywhere?
Stranger: now look at it upside diown
Stranger: u see anythin?
You: looks like someone driving
Stranger: or?
You: oh dear god
You: should've done a bigger a
Stranger: lol
Stranger: m or f
You: dood
Stranger: hmM>
Stranger: so m
You: last time i looked
Stranger: lol same ere
You: tbh, i would expect a woman to come up with that
That was naff